Friday, December 30, 2011

"Leaving on a jet plane.."

Put Dylan on the plane to Ireland. He'll be gone for five months. On the bright side, he gave me some seriously shiny bling to help me not forget about him while he's over there. Shiny shiny shiny. Pics later.

Anyway.... time to start drinking. Or, rather, to continue drinking. Considering that I've already begun, and all.

New year's eve tomorrow with the bestie. And may God save the state of West Virginia.

Lemon Out.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

(Almost) everyone I love is moving out

Oh no!! The dreaded day has come. My roommate Hannah is packing all of her belongings and moving out. She'll be headed home to California for a bit before spending the spring semester in Bath, England. Due to a complicated set of circumstances, my other roommate (Annelise) and I will not be getting a new roommate. Consequently, we are trying to decide what to do with all the extra space. I vote that we make her desk into a bar, so that I can more easily drink away all my sorrows. Just kidding. But really, though.

I have already bid farewell to the lovely Anna, who we be spending next semester at sea. No, really. At sea. She's studying on a boat that will be traversing the Pacific Ocean. So. Epic.

Annie and Skyler will be in different parts of Costa Rica, studying biology. Hanging out in field stations. Encountering awesome wildlife. Being Steve Irwin. Singlehandedly rescuing endangered species. You get the idea.

Inbar will be in Rome, doing as the Romans do. Ya know, eating pasta, watching gladiator fights. Ok. Maybe not. But she will be learning another language (What is this, Inbar, your tenth?) and studying classics in one of the most classics-y places around.

And last, but certainly not least, Dylan. Dylan, the boyfriend. He'll be in Ireland studying at Trinity University in Dublin (smarty pants). He's a triple major in religion, philosophy, and sociology/anthropology. So he's gonna take a bunch of cool humanities and social sciences classes. And spend a lot of time in pubs with my dear friend Guinness. Lucky bastard.

So that's what all my friends are doing. Faraway places, epic adventures, and the like. Me? I've got this blog. And the MCAT. And hyperbolic amounts of booze. Cheers.

In the midst of finals. Thermodynamics was yesterday, and my self-esteem hit an all time low. The tequila shots with some classmates afterwards made me feel a little better, though.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

First Post!!!

Woot!

So all my friends were talking about their awesome blogs for their semesters abroad. I felt left out. I can't go abroad because 1) I'm pre-med and 2) my scholarship won't cover it. So I'll be here at Denison whilst all my friends are off having awesome adventures. I can't do that, but I CAN have a blog. And blog I shall, dammit.

I'll be keeping you updated about the happenings at Denison: Bullsheet flamewars, Wingless Angels activity, Barbie spottings, Naked Week, and of course any deer that decide to go on a rampage.

I'll also update you about my silly life.